Poll: King Arthur Is the Best Movie of All Time–Certainly Better than Any Star Wars Movie

A poll released this weekend shows that “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword” is the best movie ever made, compared even to box office hits like “Titanic” and cult classics like “Blade Runner.” In fact, the poll found that “KA”–as its hip dad followers like to call it–is a better movie than meatloaf is a food. Better than beer. Better than 8-pound 4-ounce baby Jesus himself.

Many won’t find this shocking. It is, after all, a great story, told by a great director, starring a great actor named Bae McBae-erson. Others claim it doesn’t matter what others claim they can eat a bag ‘o’ dicks.king-arthur-legend-sword-charlie-hunnam

The scientific survey has no margin of error. My logic is undeniable.



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